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HankHank

The Commanders could finish as the number one seed in the NFC

I was looking at the schedule and the standings. I think you guys [Commanders] could be the one seed.

The Commanders did not finish as the 1-seed; the Lions secured the top spot in the NFC.

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Nov 6, 2024
#24875
Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs follow a predictable pattern of looking beatable before executing perfectly on third down to win

The Chiefs are going to play every game the exact same way where you think the Chiefs might lose and then they're gonna be perfect on third down and they're gonna get a big defensive stop and Patrick Mahomes is gonna make a big play.

The Chiefs continued this trend throughout the season, finishing with several one-score wins despite often trailing or looking stagnant.
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Nov 6, 2024
#14544
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Todd Bowles is a coward for not going for two against the Chiefs

Todd Bowles is the biggest fucking coward in the world... You somehow got yourself in position where you can win the game, score a touchdown, and then you have the opportunity to go for two on the road Monday football against an undefeated team. Or you can kick an extra point like a coward, go to overtime and think that you can win an overtime against literally Patrick Mahomes.

The Buccaneers lost in overtime without their offense touching the ball, essentially proving the 'cowardice' led to a loss.
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Nov 6, 2024
#24876
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chiefs aren't the best team in the NFL right now, but they will be by season's end

The Chiefs, they're not the best team in the NFL, but they will be the best team in the NFL. They're the team. No one would want to play in a playoff game because I would think they would win every single playoff.

The Chiefs ultimately entered the playoffs as a top contender and historically perform better in the postseason.

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HankHank

Tom Brady helping Mike Macdonald prepare for the Patriots would be a huge slap in the face to the New England region.

That would be egregious if that was true. I don't believe it is true. But if it were, that would be unforgivable. Not unforgivable. That would be a, a blemish, a big blemish. Big time. It'd be a slap in the face of the whole region.

Subjective opinion on how a hypothetical rumor would be perceived.
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HankHank

Jayson Tatum is playing cute by claiming he found out about the Jaylen Brown trade on social media.

I'm sure he knew that he was on the trading block and he didn't know specifically when he got traded and he found out just like everyone else... all Brad Stevens, Jaylen Brown, they talked about how, you know, he was gonna be on the trading block and they were gonna try and move him. So I'm sure Jayson Tatum was also aware of that. But in terms of, he's probably playing a little, a little cutesy there where like no one specifically told him, 'Hey, this is the trade.' He found out like everyone else. But I'm sure he was not surprised and fully aware what the plan was.

Subjective interpretation of Tatum's PR framing.
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HankHank

The Celtics have another major move coming following the Jaylen Brown trade

There's something going on here. I I said it to Max on the boat yesterday. I was like, Jalen Brown was getting traded. I could, I could just feel it. I could feel it coming... I feel like the Paul George thing is, there's the, like, they might be doing another trade. There's another move coming.

The trade just happened in the fictional 2026 timeline provided; further moves are pending.