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The Patriots are the worst team in the AFC

Patriots are ass dude. Hey, factor fiction is the worst team in the A ffc... Statistical fact.

The Patriots finished 4-13, tied for the worst record in the AFC with the Chargers, but picking 3rd overall based on tiebreakers.

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The Miami Dolphins are officially frauds

The Miami Dolphins are officially F-R-A-U-D-S. Frauds. They're not real. The Dolphins versus teams with a winning record are 0 and 3, 100 for their opponent, 51 for them.

The Dolphins continued to struggle against winning teams throughout the 2023 season, including a first-round playoff exit.
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Nov 6, 2023
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The Chiefs defense is a top five unit in the NFL

I think the Chiefs are a really good defense. I think the Chiefs are a top five defense. They're good. Which is crazy to say. But I think that that's the scariest part about the Chiefs, is that their offense still doesn't look like peak Mahomes.

The Chiefs defense finished the regular season ranked 2nd in points allowed and 2nd in yards allowed, and carried them to a Super Bowl win.
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Nov 6, 2023
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The Baltimore Ravens are the best team in the NFL

I would just like to admit right now the Baltimore Ravens, I think they are the best team in the NFL. I think the ra it to my ears. I have them, they're my Super Bowl pick. I I think the Ravens are the most complete team.

The Ravens finished with the best record in the NFL (13-4) and Lamar Jackson won MVP, though they lost in the AFC Championship to the Chiefs.

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The Browns cannot make a serious playoff run

Could they make a run to the Super Bowl? No. Yes or no. Yeah. Think of the Browns. The Browns aren't good. We know the Browns aren't good.

The Browns' eventual playoff performance will determine whether they make a serious postseason run.
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The Giants are a strong play with the points

I love the Giants nine. JJ McCarthy was phenomenal last week. You look great. The Texans are not great.

Hank predicted the Giants would be a strong play with +9 points against the Texans. The New York Giants defeated the Houston Texans 27-21 in overtime on October 25, 2026, winning the game outright and easily covering the spread.
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I bet a lot of money on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl

I bet a lot of money on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl.

The Patriots' 2026 season and Super Bowl outcome are not yet resolved.