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NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, CJ Stroud Has Arrived, The Dolphins Can't Beat A Good Team And More

Monday, November 6, 202310 takes

NFL Week 9, we start with fastest 2 minutes then recap every game from Sunday. (-) Chiefs 21, Dolphins 14 (-) Ravens 37, Seahawks 3 (-) Vikings 31, Falcons 28 (-) Texans 39, Bucs 37 (-) Commanders 20, Patriots 17 (-) Packers 20, Rams 3 (-) Browns 27, Cardinals 0 (-) Saints 24, Bears 17 (-) Raiders 30, Giants 6 (-) Colts 27, Panthers 13 (-) Cowboys 28, Eagles 23 (-) Bengals 24, Bills 18 (-) We finish with who's back of the week. (-)

Recap

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Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

The Miami Dolphins are officially frauds

The Miami Dolphins are officially F-R-A-U-D-S. Frauds. They're not real. Not they're not real... The Dolphins verse teams with a winning record are oh and three, 100 for their opponent, 51 for them.

The Dolphins finished the 2023 season with only one win against a team with a winning record (the Cowboys) and lost in the first round of the playoffs to the Chiefs, largely confirming the 'fraud' label against top-tier competition.
Win
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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The Chiefs defense is a top five unit in the NFL

I think the Chiefs are a really good defense. I think the Chiefs are a top five defense. They're good. Which is crazy to say. But I think that that's the scariest part about the Chiefs, is that their offense still doesn't look like peak Mahomes.

The Chiefs defense finished the regular season ranked 2nd in points allowed and 2nd in yards allowed, and carried them to a Super Bowl win.
Push
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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The Baltimore Ravens are the best team in the NFL

I would just like to admit right now the Baltimore Ravens, I think they are the best team in the NFL. I think the ra it to my ears. I have them, they're my Super Bowl pick. I I think the Ravens are the most complete team.

The Ravens finished with the best record in the NFL (13-4) and Lamar Jackson won MVP, though they lost in the AFC Championship to the Chiefs.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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I'm officially done with Geno Smith

I'm done with Geno. Yeah. I've had enough Gino. I, I think I'm good with Gino... I will never feel trust in Gino to be like, you can go win this big, big game.

Geno Smith and the Seahawks missed the playoffs in 2023, and while he remained the starter, the franchise entered a transition period shortly after.
Win
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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CJ Stroud is a top 10 quarterback in the NFL

CJ Stroud looks CJ Stroud's the top 10 Quarterback.

Stroud finished the season as Offensive Rookie of the Year and led the Texans to a playoff win, with most analysts ranking him in the top 10 by season's end.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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Sam Howell is a top 12 quarterback in the NFL right now

Sam Howell is firmly the guy. He's my guy. He's our guy. He's the guy in DC... Top 15 Quarterback. Top 15 Quarterback in the NFL. I would say top 12.

Sam Howell was benched later in the season for Jacoby Brissett and eventually traded to the Seahawks as a backup after the Commanders earned the #2 overall pick.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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The Commanders will finish 9-8 and make the playoffs

I'm now talking myself back in the playoffs. Ooh. Because someone's gotta get that seventh spot... I think nine [wins]. I'm going to be honest and say Loss at Ramps. Win. At Jets Win. Okay. There it is. Yep. Niners loss. Cowboys Win. Wait, that, that's still eight... run it back and count again... That's nine. That's fine. and we're in the playoffs as the 17th.

The Commanders finished 4-13 and did not make the playoffs.
Win
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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The Patriots are the worst team in the AFC

Patriots are ass dude. Hey, factor fiction is the worst team in the A ffc... Statistical fact.

The Patriots finished 4-13, tied for the worst record in the AFC with the Chargers, but picking 3rd overall based on tiebreakers.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

I'm going to bet on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl after they lose a few games

I'm going to bet on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl after this stretch. 'cause they're gonna lose a couple of these games and that's fine. Max, that's fine.

The Eagles did indeed fall apart in their gauntlet and beyond, finishing the season 1-5 and losing in the first round of the playoffs. Betting them to win the Super Bowl would have been a loss.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 6, 2023
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The Buffalo Bills might not make the playoffs

The Bills have a tough schedule. The Bills might not make the playoffs... they play the Jets who they always struggle with at home. Then they have to play at Eagles. At Chiefs versus Cowboys at Chargers... That's a pretty tough four games.

The Bills actually went on a major run after their bye, winning their final five games to finish 11-6 and winning the AFC East.