Jim Harbaugh's first day of training camp is comparable to the feeling of being born

We know what he feels like in the first day of training camp. He says the first day of training camp is like being born. Ooh. And so that is, I think he's simulating his own birth.

Trey Hendrickson leaving the state of Ohio during his holdout is an all-time power move

Power moved by Trey Hendrickson. He said that he's not only not playing on his current contract, but he's leaving the state. He left, he left the state of Ohio... To just be like, I'm not only not going to be showing up, but I'm leaving the state.

Jerry Jones' public comments about Dak Prescott and Micah Parsons are the worst possible way to start training camp

The Cowboys are like, this is not the way you wanna start camp to have Micah Parsons seemingly upset in a shot at Dak Prescott from your owner and general manager... Anytime you can publicly take a dig at your star quarterback and your star pass rusher simultaneously right before the season begins... you just gotta take it.

AJ Brown will be traded after June 1st

I've thought AJ Brown was probably going for a while now. I think it's just gonna, he's just gonna get traded after June 1st.

The NBA's 65-game award rule was specifically created because of Joel Embiid

It's a thousand percent... it's literally the Joel Embiid rule. No, this rule was made because of Joel Embiid. They made the rule because of Joel Embiid because people were upset that he won the MVP and they didn't think that he played enough games.

The Phillies will regress to a wild card team and lose in the first round

I think Phillies are regressing. They'll still make the playoffs as a wild card team. They'll sneak in and then lose in the first round.