Drew Allar is the future

Drew Allar [is] the future. [Allar] looks like him. Yeah, Drew Allar is him.

I am a believer in Ty Simpson

I am a believer in Ty Simpson. I just wanna buy stock right now in Ty Simpson. Proclaim myself a Ty Simpson believer.

Patrick Mahomes might just be a check-down merchant

Patrick Mahomes might be a check down merchant. It's gotten him pretty far in life. And as a quarterback, [Ty Simpson] just might be the next Patrick Mahomes.

I am officially done with the Phillies for this season.

I'm over baseball right now, but mostly I'm, yeah. I hate the Phillies. I mean, this was just a terrible week. They can't, they can't win a series. [...] Bases loaded, no outs, double play, pop up, lose the game. I'm done with the Phillies.

I am going to learn the harmonica and perform Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' at karaoke.

I will learn how to play the harmonica and do Billy Joel. No way. He's And yes, I will. Philly Joel Promise. [...] That probably will happen, but I'll do it

People freaking out over Jalen Hurts throwing an interception in training camp are idiots.

I've stopped paying attention. This is the stupidest thing that's been ever talked about on the internet. Ever. One guy throwing an interception in training camp.