Jalen Hurts has thrown roughly 25 interceptions in the last two days of training camp

Jalen Hurts first down 25 interceptions. Roughly. By my calculations. Just in the last two days.

Jalen Hurts will go off this season because of the disrespect he is receiving

I really hate the disrespect that Jalen Hurts is getting this preseason. The fact that everybody is doubting him. That's, I think that that's very, very bad for me as an Eagles hater. I feel like he's about to go off this season.

The NFL will eventually expand to 40 teams playing a 20-game regular season with no preseason

I think we're going to have 40 teams playing 20 games with no preseason. That's where this is headed.

Joshua Baez's MLB debut is more impressive than a 3-touchdown NFL debut

He tried to say that [Joshua Baez's 3-HR debut] is the same thing as an NFL player's debut having three touchdowns. Not even close. Not even remotely close.

I am officially done with the Phillies for this season.

I'm over baseball right now, but mostly I'm, yeah. I hate the Phillies. I mean, this was just a terrible week. They can't, they can't win a series. [...] Bases loaded, no outs, double play, pop up, lose the game. I'm done with the Phillies.

I am going to learn the harmonica and perform Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' at karaoke.

I will learn how to play the harmonica and do Billy Joel. No way. He's And yes, I will. Philly Joel Promise. [...] That probably will happen, but I'll do it