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Jalen Hurts will go off this season because of the disrespect he is receiving

I really hate the disrespect that Jalen Hurts is getting this preseason. The fact that everybody is doubting him. That's, I think that that's very, very bad for me as an Eagles hater. I feel like he's about to go off this season.

Depends on Jalen Hurts' performance in the 2026 NFL season.

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Aug 21, 2026
#31207
HankHank

Jalen Hurts has thrown roughly 25 interceptions in the last two days of training camp

Jalen Hurts first down 25 interceptions. Roughly. By my calculations. Just in the last two days.

While likely an exaggeration, training camp interception tallies are a standard (if flawed) metric reported by media; Hurts did have a notoriously high-interception practice week in August 2026.
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Aug 21, 2026
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MaxMax

The Eagles are going to be bad this year if training camp is any indication

I'm opting out of all Training Camp Updates for the rest of the summer. Because if training camp has any indication, the Eagles are gonna be bad this year.

The season hasn't happened yet, but the Eagles' performance will resolve this by the end of the 2026 regular season.
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Aug 21, 2026
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Big CatBig Cat

The NFL will eventually expand to 40 teams playing a 20-game regular season with no preseason

I think we're going to have 40 teams playing 20 games with no preseason. That's where this is headed.

Pending future NFL expansion and schedule changes.

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DJing is just 'pressing play' and can be mastered overnight

I had one disrespectful thing on here. I didn't take it. DJing. DJing. Press play. Boom.

This is a subjective and deliberately provocative opinion meant for comedy.
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The Washington Wizards haven't won 50 games in a season since the three-point line was invented

You know how long it's been since they won 50 games? Since they invented the three point line. ... John Wall and Brad Beal never won 50. I think they got 49.

The NBA introduced the 3-point line in the 1979-80 season. The franchise last won 54 games in 1978-79.
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The Nationals' offense is having a great year because facing their own Little League pitching staff in spring training gave them confidence.

That's why the Nats offense is so good this year because their pitching staff is pretty much like a little league team. So like in spring training, they just all got really confident. They're like, yeah, we can all hit.

The Nationals' pitching staff has indeed struggled, but this is a comedic explanation for the offense's performance.