The Celtics are a way better team than the Mavericks

The Celtics are up two. Oh, congratulations Hank. Thank you. Your team is so much better than the Mavs. Yeah, they are. They are a way better team. It's great, great team win. It's not even really close.

Kyrie Irving has gotten too mature and needs to 'get weird' to break his slump

Somebody needs to like snap Kyrie [Irving] out of this. 'Cause we've been talking, we've been glazing Kyrie a lot, these playoffs talking about how mature he is gotten... Has Kyrie gotten too mature? Yeah. Is a question we should be asking. I want to hear like the Kyrie hatred for Boston.

Jayson Tatum was 'terrified' to shoot in Game 2

Jayson Tatum just needs to play horrible. That's all I care about. The biggest He sucks. You guys were sucking his dick. He sucked tonight. I mean, he didn't suck. He's terrified. He was terrified to shoot the ball tonight. He's shooting his spin back. It is weird. He had open looks at the rim and then he would just pass out every time.

LeBron James will sign with the Miami Heat.

Yeah. I mean he's gonna, he's gonna go to the Heat. So like Savannah's not going to Philly. She's not living in Philly.

Zac is officially 6'0.5" without shoes

It's officially six foot and a half without shoes on. You're not even close to five 11... You're six one. Like, what are we doing?

Jalen Hurts will have an MVP-caliber year in 2026

Jalen Hurts is gonna have an MVP year this year. MVP A hundred percent. He will be in the conversation... He will be in the conversation at the end of the year.