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Aaron Glenn is the number one coaching candidate on the market

If we sign Aaron Glenn, we got the number one guy on the market... He was the number one coaching candidate on the market.

Most analysts consider Ben Johnson the top candidate, making this a homer opinion.

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Ohio State was the best team in the inaugural 12-team playoff

Ohio State has done it. $20 million roster. Incredible team... they kicked the shit out of everyone in the playoffs. They were the best team in this playoffs.

Within the context of this fictional transcript, Ohio State won the title.
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Jan 22, 2025
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The National Championship game should be played no later than January 10th

January 10th should be the latest they play the national championship. You can't have it. You can't have four NFL teams left and still not have a national title champion for college football. It just feels weird. It feels off. It's stupid.

This is a subjective scheduling preference.
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Jan 22, 2025
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Hiring Ben Johnson literally changes everything for the Bears and they are 'all the way back'

If I were to say what I was gonna really feel... I would say that hiring Ben Johnson literally changes everything about this franchise and it's all the way back... This hire is so different than what, what the Bears are usually able to pull off. And he was, and the guy's a fucking boy genius.

The Bears did hire Johnson, but the 'all the way back' status is subjective and depends on future results.

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The Jets will not win another game this season

Also, Jets aren't winning a game for the rest of the year.

The claim can be resolved by whether the Jets win another game during the 2026 regular season, but the final outcome is not reliably known here.
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Geno Smith is playing scared to protect his next contract

Geno is gun-shy this year and he's trying to play for a contract. If you look at his stats, he's actually having a really good year. But if you look at the film, he's so gun-shy. He's trying to purposely not throw any interceptions.

This is an interpretation of Geno Smith's decision-making and motives, not a definitively verifiable claim.
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The Jets' season is over

The season's over. No, it's done. No, season ended officially ended one week before Halloween. Made it further than last year.

The Jets' eventual season outcome will determine whether this early elimination call was accurate.