The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl

The Chiefs are gonna win the Super Bowl. Hank's Patriots are back. So back Chargers. Hold off on the Dolphins. Dolphins are bad Vibe City.

I think Aaron Glenn has basically quit on his job as the Jets coach

I think [Aaron Glenn]'s quit. I think he's quit. I think he realizes how bad this team is and he's just trying to get games over with, get the first overall pick and then try to get guys in.

There is a significantly better chance for Nick Folk to make a 62-yard field goal than for Justin Fields to pick up a fourth-and-eight

There was a moment where it was a fourth and eight with very little time left. And I said to myself, Nick Folk, his career long in the NFL is 58 yards. There is a significantly better chance for Nick Folk to make a 62 yard field goal than for Justin Fields to pick up a fourth and eight. Yes. That's just without a doubt. I would play the field goal every single time.

The Jets will win the AFC East

AFC East winners: Jets. I don't care if I'm right about this one, but it would be nice to pick somebody else.

The Bengals will beat the Rams in a Super Bowl rematch

Super Bowl matchup: Bengals v. Rams rematch. In LA. Bengals come out on top.

The Jets might start the 2026 NFL season 4-0

I'm fired up. I think the Jets might start 4-0.