Morning international games ruin the day for functional human beings

When you have the morning game, it fucks up your entire day as a functional human being. You wake up early, you can't do anything because you're watching the football game. And then guess what? When that football game's over, you have to watch another football game. Roger Goodell hates church.

The Steelers offense is for real now that Aaron Rodgers is getting the ball out fast

Steelers offense actually looked for real. Maybe this is what the Steelers offense is going to be, is Aaron Rodgers getting the ball out insanely fast. I think I saw the stat, it was 2.17 seconds to throw. He just was whipping it around. It didn't matter because the Steelers' offense looked better than it has in a while.

Mike Tomlin absolutely lives in his fears despite his favorite catchphrase

Mike Tomlin, one of his favorite quotes to say is, 'we don't live in our fears.' Bullshit, dude. You do live in your fears. You had a fourth and maybe a half a yard on the opponent's 39 yard line and you punted. Everyone in the world is going for this. Just maybe go for it.

Malik Beasley is guilty and will go to prison for sports betting

Hot Seat: Malik Beasley. He is guilty and going to prison for sports betting.

The only way to beat the Knicks is to literally kill them because they do not die.

I feel like the Spurs haven't played a team like The Knicks. Like the only way to beat The Knicks. You have to kill The Knicks. And The Knicks don't die. Like you have to, you have to run up the score. Because every game they've won, they've just beat teams by 30.

Mitchell Robinson's broken pinky shouldn't affect his game because he doesn't shoot or dribble

It sucks if he doesn't play... But if he does play and just tapes it up, I don't think it affects his game at all. Because he doesn't shoot, he doesn't dribble. All he does is play defense. Just shoot it [free throws] with your left hand.