Barry Bonds is the greatest baseball player of all time

Tom Verducci filling out a baseball Hall of Fame ballot and leaving the greatest baseball player of all time, Barry Bonds, off of it.

Baseball Hall of Fame voting should be left to the fans

Leave it up to the fans. Let the fans vote. You buried it. Maybe because you've convinced yourself over the years that you're so important that everybody should look up to you because you get to check a piece of paper.

Aaron Rodgers is staying with the Packers because it is his destiny to torture me for another decade

I knew deep down [Rodgers] wasn't going anywhere because I think it's destiny for Aaron Rodgers to torture my soul for another decade. I think he'll just be there forever.

Professional opera singers smell as bad as professional athletes after a game

Opera singing is disgusting. The costumes you have to wear, they smell like a hockey outfit... I've never encountered a professional opera singer in the midst of a performance who smelled any better than an athlete at the end of the fourth quarter.

The handy gene and the athletic gene are often recessive

The truth is, just because you're passionate about something doesn't mean you can't suck at it. The handy gene, like the athletic gene in many cases, is recessive. I didn't get it. The things my grandfather could do with a construction mindset, I just didn't get it.