"A unified hatred of being a Browns fan is the only thing that can pull the nation together" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Nov 11, 2016

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A unified hatred of being a Browns fan is the only thing that can pull the nation together

The most healing thing might be to sit down and all watch the Browns because we're all experiencing relief that at least we're not Browns fans. That is the one thing that can pull our nation together, our unified hatred of potentially being a Browns fan.

Hot Take Football MediumSarcastic

The Browns went 1-15 in 2016 and 0-16 in 2017, making them a very effective unifying object of pity/disbelief.

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Big Cat

NFL ratings will skyrocket now that the election is over

All those people who are watching electric coverage instead of the NFL, welcome back. The league is better than ever. Ratings are going to skyrocket.

Prediction Football Medium

While ratings saw some post-election weekly bumps, overall NFL viewership for the 2016 season was down 8% compared to the previous year.

Loss

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Big Cat

LeBron James is due to get busted for steroids at any time

And LeBron's due to get busted for steroids any time now.

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LeBron James has never tested positive for steroids in his NBA career.

Void

Take Slip·Nov 11, 2016

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PFT Commenter

Barack Obama would be an electric Sunday Night Football announcer

I think he [Obama] would make a good Sunday night football announcer. You team him up with Peyton Manning. I think he'd be electric in the booth.

Opinion Media Medium Subjective

While subjective, Obama has since become a successful media producer and podcast host, proving he has the personality for it, though he never announced SNF.