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Al Gore is personally directing hurricanes to increase climate change funding

I think [Al Gore] is personally directing these government-manufactured hurricanes... in order to get more money steered towards climate change funds and carbon tax emissions... convincing that climate change is real by interrupting their Saturday football schedules.

Literally incorrect as hurricanes are natural phenomena and Al Gore does not control the weather.

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Sep 12, 2018
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Matthew Stafford will be a Hall of Fame candidate based on stats while being the 'best worst' QB ever

Matt Stafford is going to go down as the best, worst quarterback of all time because his numbers – he doesn't get injured... If he can play on one or two winning teams, his statistics... will be so insane that he will be a legitimate Hall of Fame candidate. And everyone who watched him would be like, that guy sucked.

Stafford won a Super Bowl with the Rams and his counting stats are indeed in the top 10-15 all-time, making him a very divisive but serious HOF candidate.
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Sep 12, 2018
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Matt Patricia looks like Romeo Crennel Part 7

Matt Patricia, I'm not sure if I'm ready to call it yet. But he looks like the latest. He looks like Romeo Crennel Part 7.

Matt Patricia was widely considered a failure in Detroit, lasting less than three seasons and never reaching a winning record.
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Sep 12, 2018
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You cannot wear a backwards hat and lose as an NFL head coach

Matt Patricia, you can't wear a backwards hat and lose... You just can't do it. You look like an idiot when you wear a backwards hat and lose. If you win, you can wear whatever you want.

Subjective opinion on coaching etiquette.

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The Celtics are statistically a better team without Jaylen Brown

Jalen Brown has the second worst plus minus of any five time All Star over the past 10 years... Also the Celtics win more games without Jalen Brown than when he is playing... Last year with, with Jalen Brown, they won 66% of their games without, they won 80%... Their entire career with Jalen Brown. They are 263 and 1 31. That's 67% without Brown. There're 60 and 26, 70%.

The stats provided are fictional/hypothetical within the 2026 setting, but presented as fact to support a 'Ewing Theory' style take.
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The Celtics are no longer eligible to be the NBA's team of the 2020s without Jaylen Brown

If the Celtics rebuild and they get back to like the NBA finals, let's say in like 2029, let's say they win another chip in 2029, that's a different team. Like the core is completely different without Jalen Brown. I don't know that you could consider the Celtics to ever even be eligible for team of the 2020s. Because it's gonna be two different iterations of the team.

Inherently subjective criteria for what constitutes a 'team of the decade'.
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FIFA must change the rule so a red card does not result in a next-game suspension

I think it's just a, a terrible rule that if you get a red card from a game that you're also suspended for the next game. Yeah. You're already serving your punishment by, by sitting out the rest of that game and your team has to go down one player. Why do you have to sit out the next game?

This is a subjective opinion on sporting rules.