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Austin Ekeler is old and washed

Austin Ekeler's hurt, or at least he's running really slow. He's old washed. Justin Herbert leads the league in sick passes and runs that don't really amount to any any points on the board.

Ekeler had his least productive season since 2018, finishing with just 628 rushing yards and a 3.5 yard average.

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Nov 27, 2023
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Justin Tucker might be washed

Justin Tucker just missed a easy kick. He might be, is he washed? Washed? He might be washed. Yeah. He's on washed watch. He might, he might be washed.

Tucker finished the season with an 86.5% field goal percentage, which is slightly down from his career average but still elite. He was not truly 'washed' by standard metrics.
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The Vikings will be in the division race if they beat the Bears on Monday Night Football

The Vikings also have a very real chance if they beat the Bears on Monday Night Football, the Vikings could be in the discussion for the Division. I mean, they still have to play the Lions twice.

The Vikings lost to the Bears the following night and finished the season 7-10, well behind the division-winning Lions.
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Nov 27, 2023
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Jordan Love might actually be good

Jordan Love might actually be good. And it's starting to scare me. He might actually be good. And this is the difference between dysfunctional franchises and functional franchises like the Green Bay Packers... I know Packers fans can't use this against me. I think Jordan Love might be good.

Jordan Love finished the season with 32 touchdowns and led the Packers to a dominant playoff win over the Cowboys, establishing himself as a top-tier starter.

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The Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games

Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.

Depends on the outcome of the specific 2026 playoff series.
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Victor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships

He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.

Winning seven rings is nearly impossible in the modern NBA; even one or two would be a success.
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Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect

These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.

Inherently unresolvable and based on a fake quote anyway.