The Jets are very much for real

The Jets get their statement win... if they can win one or even two of these three games against the Patriots, Bills, Patriots, they would have to be considered very much for real. I'm ready to consider them very much for real. Their defense is really, really fucking good.

The Vikings are the worst 7-1 team of all time

I think [the Vikings] might be the worst seven and one team of all time... we know that the Vikings are a good team, we know they're fine, but like Kirk Cousins, it's gonna be very difficult for us to ever fully buy in.

I will get Kirk Cousins' face tattooed on my ass if the Vikings win the Super Bowl

I'm gonna get Kirk Cousins' face tattoo on my ass if they win the Super Bowl... I will do the, I was wrong tattoo. If they get to the Super Bowl... I'll also convert to whatever denomination of Christianity Kirk Cousins is.

LeBron James going to the Golden State Warriors would be a pathetic move

If we got mad at Kevin Durant for going to Golden State, this would be pathetic. Pathetic. LeBron... it's Steph's team. It's Steph's franchise. It's the exact same thing that everyone said about when KD went there. And it's like, it would just be weird.

The USMNT match against Bosnia and Herzegovina is an absolute must-win

It's a definitely a must win... we are, I believe for the first time ever in the history of US soccer were favored in a knockout round game... if we lose against Bosnia and Herzegovina, that is, it's, it's a disaster.

Leading the Wizards to the Eastern Conference Finals would make LeBron James the undisputed GOAT

If you just get to like the Eastern Conference finals with the Washington Wizards, that is worth more than winning a championship or two in South Beach. That's worth more than winning a bubble title in Los Angeles... There'd be no argument anymore. LeBron, you are the goat.