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I will get Kirk Cousins' face tattooed on my ass if the Vikings win the Super Bowl

I'm gonna get Kirk Cousins' face tattoo on my ass if they win the Super Bowl... I will do the, I was wrong tattoo. If they get to the Super Bowl... I'll also convert to whatever denomination of Christianity Kirk Cousins is.

The Vikings lost in the Wild Card round to the Giants.

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Loss
Nov 7, 2022
#1127
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The Jets are very much for real

The Jets get their statement win... if they can win one or even two of these three games against the Patriots, Bills, Patriots, they would have to be considered very much for real. I'm ready to consider them very much for real. Their defense is really, really fucking good.

The Jets finished the 2022 season 7-10 and missed the playoffs after a late-season collapse, though their defense remained elite.
Win
Nov 7, 2022
#1128
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The Vikings are the worst 7-1 team of all time

I think [the Vikings] might be the worst seven and one team of all time... we know that the Vikings are a good team, we know they're fine, but like Kirk Cousins, it's gonna be very difficult for us to ever fully buy in.

The 2022 Vikings finished 13-4 with a negative point differential and lost at home to the Giants in the Wild Card round, largely validating the 'frauds' narrative.
Loss
Nov 7, 2022
#24826
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The Titans just have the Chiefs' number in the regular season

Chiefs Titans are win this game. Chief suck. Chief suck. Titans just have their number every regular season. They have their number.

The Titans lost this specific game 20-17 in overtime, though they kept it close as PFT suggested.

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The Chiefs' window never closed

I don't think we ever actually closed the Chiefs' window. I think Mahomes was just in bed because he was injured, far away from the window.

The Chiefs' long-term contention status is ultimately subjective, though their dynasty remained active at the time of the episode.
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Mahomes will be back to himself by season's end

By the end of this season, Mahomes is gonna be back to being Mahomes.

Whether Mahomes returned to his established level by the end of the 2026 NFL season had not yet been resolved.
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The Oregon loss could turn Dan Lanning into a psychopath

I don't think that Dan Lanning has slept since that loss. I think Dan Lanning has turned into an absolute psycho because of this loss. He's sick. It actually might be a dangerous thing for the rest of the Big Ten that Oregon lost that game.

Whether the loss made Oregon more dangerous over the rest of the season is a future, testable team-performance claim.