"Coach K uses 'dizzy spells' and gray hair as deflection tactics when Duke is struggling" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Dec 23, 2016

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Coach K uses 'dizzy spells' and gray hair as deflection tactics when Duke is struggling

Look out for Coach K to maybe take a little heat off Grayson Allen, have a little dizzy spell sometime soon... Or he could grow the gray hair out a little bit and be like, you boys are giving me gray hairs. And then once they start playing well again, just dye it totally jet black again.

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This is a satirical theory about Coach K's behavior patterns that cannot be definitively proven.

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Take Slip·Dec 23, 2016

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Grayson Allen should seek treatment for his tripping addiction

He's addicted to tripping. He's got a problem. He should go to rehab. Go to rehab for tripping. Seek treatment.

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Grayson Allen continued to have multiple tripping/flagrant foul incidents throughout his career in both college and the NBA.

Void

Take Slip·Dec 23, 2016

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Big Cat

Grayson Allen is everything I need in college basketball right now

Grayson Allen is everything I need in college basketball. And I think most Duke fans, the rational Duke fans, we have a mutual respect. I hate their guts. But they're like, you know what? [We] need [each other] to exist.

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Loss

Take Slip·Dec 23, 2016

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Big Cat

Bet the Under on the first three NBA games on Christmas Day

So everyone remember, Christmas Day, my theory, the Unders in the NBA, if you bet the first three Unders, I think you've won every year in the last decade... The teams are going to take a little too long, eat a little food. It's only for the first three games, though.

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On Dec 25, 2016, the first three games were BOS-NYK (119-114, Over), GSW-CLE (108-109, Under), and CHI-SAS (100-119, Under/Over depending on line, but usually 2-1 Over). The theory did not go 3-0.