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Ric Flair and New York Rangers Kevin Hayes, Jimmy Vesey and Brady Skjei 12/23/16

Friday, December 23, 201617 takes

Grayson Allen hate is sweeping the nation ( - ). Christmas week is upon us and the guys talk about their favorite holiday activities ( - ). NFL Wonky Week 16 Picks ( - ). New York Rangers Kevin Hayes, Jimmy Vesey and Brady Skjei stopped by the studio to talk about MSG, what's wrong with basketball, and Jimmy's decision to not play in Chicago ( - ). Wresting Legend Ric Flair joins the show to talk about Wrestling, Football, and his ability to make women Woooo ( - ). Segments include Bad Visual, Sabermetrics, Spinzone, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, That's Enough Internet, Spoilers, and Jimbo's.

Ric Flair and NY Rangers on Wrestling, NBA Superteams, and Grayson Allen

Grayson Allen is officially the most hated man in America, and Big Cat and PFT are here for every second of the tripping-induced meltdown. While the rest of the media world is clutching their pearls over the Duke guard's latest antics, Big Cat sees the necessity of having a true villain in the college game.

Void
Dec 23, 2016
#27701
Big CatBig Cat

Grayson Allen is everything I need in college basketball right now

Grayson Allen is everything I need in college basketball. And I think most Duke fans, the rational Duke fans, we have a mutual respect. I hate their guts. But they're like, you know what? [We] need [each other] to exist.

They even suggested that Allen might need to check himself into a specialized facility to deal with his involuntary leg extensions. Between the sideline tantrums and the blatant tripping, it’s clear we are witnessing a Duke legend in the making. PFT thinks the real story is how Coach K will inevitably use his own health as a human shield for his star player.

Void
Dec 23, 2016
#27702
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Coach K uses 'dizzy spells' and gray hair as deflection tactics when Duke is struggling

Look out for Coach K to maybe take a little heat off Grayson Allen, have a little dizzy spell sometime soon... Or he could grow the gray hair out a little bit and be like, you boys are giving me gray hairs. And then once they start playing well again, just dye it totally jet black again.

This is a satirical theory about Coach K's behavior patterns that cannot be definitively proven.

Christmas Traditions and Wonky Picks

With the holidays upon us, Big Cat is gearing up for his favorite annual tradition: betting against NBA offenses on Christmas Day. It’s a science rooted in teams eating too much turkey and missing shots they’d normally make.

Loss
Dec 23, 2016
#15728
Big CatBig Cat

Bet the Under on the first three NBA games on Christmas Day

So everyone remember, Christmas Day, my theory, the Unders in the NBA, if you bet the first three Unders, I think you've won every year in the last decade... The teams are going to take a little too long, eat a little food. It's only for the first three games, though.

On Dec 25, 2016, the first three games were BOS-NYK (119-114, Over), GSW-CLE (108-109, Under), and CHI-SAS (100-119, Under/Over depending on line, but usually 2-1 Over). The theory did not go 3-0.

As they looked ahead to NFL Week 16, PFT labeled it an extremely "wonky" slate. The Supercontest is coming down to the wire, and the guys aren't exactly feeling confident in the Houston Texans’ quarterback situation.

Win
Dec 23, 2016·Picks
#15731
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tom Savage is a one-week wonder

I think Tom Savage is a one-week wonder.

Tom Savage started the next few games for the Texans but was eventually replaced and never became a consistent NFL starter, proving he was indeed a temporary solution.

The New York Rangers on MSG and Soft NBA Players

Kevin Hayes, Jimmy Vesey, and Brady Skjei stopped by the office after taking part in a Barstool goalie challenge. The conversation quickly turned to the sanctity of Madison Square Garden, specifically how LeBron James doesn't show the arena enough respect. Jimmy Vesey didn't hold back when comparing the toughness of the NHL to the superteam culture of the NBA.

Void
Dec 23, 2016
#15734
Jimmy VeseyJimmy Vesey

NBA superteams and a lack of parity make the league boring

There's not a lot of parity in the league. It's super teams. Why even watch? If you have one unbelievable player, then it's pretty much a guaranteed win.

This is a subjective assessment of the league's competitive balance compared to the NHL.

Beyond the toughness debate, the blue shirts also gave some insight into the locker room dynamics, including the hypnotic nature of Henrik Lundqvist’s grooming habits. According to Brady Skjei, when the helmet comes off, it’s hard not to notice the perfection.

Void
Dec 23, 2016
#27703
BS
Brady Skjei

Henrik Lundqvist has flawless, dreamy hair

Mostly his hair... When [Lundqvist] is playing, he kind of either goes with the cap on or the cap off, and when the cap's off, it's... It's dreamy. Yeah, it's flawless.

The Nature Boy Ric Flair

16-time World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair joined the show for an interview that covered everything from his tanning bed habits to nearly being killed by lightning on a tarmac. The Nature Boy has some strong opinions on the current state of professional wrestling, specifically how social media has ruined the era of wrestlers "raising hell" on the road together.

Void
Dec 23, 2016
#15738
Ric FlairRic Flair

Video games and social media have killed the camaraderie and road life of modern wrestlers

The guys nowadays... pretty much stayed to themselves. A lot of video games, a lot of stuff like that. Social media is tough. The guys don't go out like they used to. It's just different times... it's a different time. And the scrutiny of social media... we all have fun but it's in a place where we're safe from scrutiny.

Flair also cleared up some long-standing rumors about his personal life in the wrestling business. Despite the "Nature Boy" persona, he claimed to have a strict rule about not dating coworkers, preferring to keep his professional and personal lives separate to avoid people asking for favors.

Void
Dec 23, 2016
#27704
Ric FlairRic Flair

I've never been with a woman in the wrestling business

I've never been with a wrestling girl. Never, no... and then all of a sudden they want a favor, and I don't like when it holds it back... Don't crap where you eat.

This is a personal claim that contradicts many industry rumors over decades, but it remains his stated position.

Before letting him go, Flair put to bed the age-old question of whether what happens in the squared circle is legit. He even offered an open invitation for any skeptics to come down to Charlotte for a workout they wouldn't forget.

Push
Dec 23, 2016
#15742
Ric FlairRic Flair

Wrestling is definitively real

Is wrestling real? Yes. Great answer. Most definitely. And anybody that doesn't think it is should come down for a workout one day.

While the outcomes are predetermined (scripted), the physical impact and athleticism are real. Flair is using the traditional wrestler defense here.

Final Segments and Jimbo of the Year

The episode wrapped up with some holiday-themed segments and a look at Michael Floyd's DUI situation. Big Cat attempted to provide some legal cover for the new Patriots wide receiver, suggesting that the sun going down early in December makes everyone a little sleepy.

Loss
Dec 23, 2016·Bad Visual
#15746
Big CatBig Cat

Michael Floyd should get off for his DUI because sleepwalking isn't a crime

It's a bad visual, but I guess it's better that he was asleep behind the wheel than if he was fully conscious and was thinking to himself, I'm driving drunk... He was asleep, so he couldn't have been thinking, I shouldn't be doing this. So technically, it's not really a crime... he should get off for this one.

Being asleep while intoxicated behind the wheel is a crime and Michael Floyd was convicted.

In a special edition of Mike Greenberg’s Dumb Rules, PFT proposed a change to how newspapers report on local crime to help fans better understand which fanbases are the most dangerous.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Every crime headline should include the sports teams the criminal roots for

Every time that there's a crime in the paper, if the detectives are able to figure out what teams they supported, they should include that in the headline. So like Pittsburgh Penguins fan hits Washington Wizards fan in a drunk driving accident.

This is a satirical rule suggestion for newspapers.

The show ended with the announcement of the Jimbo of the Year, which went to the Pizza Hut manager who fired his entire staff and ended up running the store by himself.

Remember to subscribe on your family's phones while they aren't looking over the holidays.

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More Takes

Win
Dec 23, 2016
#15727
Big CatBig Cat

Grayson Allen should seek treatment for his tripping addiction

He's addicted to tripping. He's got a problem. He should go to rehab. Go to rehab for tripping. Seek treatment.

Grayson Allen continued to have multiple tripping/flagrant foul incidents throughout his career in both college and the NBA.
Void
Dec 23, 2016
#15729
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Any movie made before 1990 sucks

Any movie that's made before 1990 can just piss right off because I don't care about it... It's movies with subtitles and movies that are either black [and white].

This is a purely subjective aesthetic opinion delivered as a parody of modern attention spans.
Win
Dec 23, 2016·Picks
#15733
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings' trade for Sam Bradford was a dumb move

I always told you guys that Sam Bradford trade was a fucking dumb move. The Titans and the Lions. Let's check the tape on that one. Yeah, we'll check the tape maybe after New Year's.

The Vikings traded a 2017 1st rounder and a 4th rounder for Bradford. They missed the playoffs in 2016 and Bradford played only 1.5 seasons for them. Most analysts consider it a panic trade that failed.
Win
Dec 23, 2016
#15735
Ric FlairRic Flair

Steve Smith wouldn't even dare to get in a wrestling ring

Steve Smith wouldn't even get in the ring... But he wouldn't. We can put that challenge out right now to him.

Steve Smith never entered a professional wrestling ring for a match, though he is known for his toughness.
Void
Dec 23, 2016
#15744
Ric FlairRic Flair

WWE's production values are superior to the NBA and NFL

WWE's production values are [so good]. Their stuff is better than NBA, NFL, Namath. Their stuff is so good and so far advanced.

This is a subjective opinion, but WWE is industry-renowned for its live event production and video packages.
Loss
Dec 23, 2016·Jimbos
#27705
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James has an irrational fear of walking into new rooms

Do you know LeBron doesn't like to walk into new rooms? That's a fear of his, walking into rooms that he's never been in before... LeBron has an irrational fear of new rooms.

Big Cat admits he made this up on the spot as a joke.

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