"Colton Underwood will lose his virginity by episode 14 of The Bachelor." — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jan 16, 2019·Pop Culture

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Colton Underwood will lose his virginity by episode 14 of The Bachelor.

I think he'll lose it by episode 14. You guys are misreading Colton. He's like Tebow. He's so dug in on his virginity... but eventually just going to fuck.

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Incorrect. Colton claimed on the 'After the Final Rose' special and in subsequent interviews that he was still a virgin when the show ended.

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Clemson being served fast food at the White House is awesome.

I just saw the plates full of Big Macs and Wendy's and pizza. I was like, this is fucking awesome. It looked like essentially being back in college and getting super high and being like, let's just order all the fast food. I'm fully in favor of this move.

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Take Slip·Jan 16, 2019

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PFT Commenter

A cold Filet-O-Fish is one of the most unappetizing things on Earth.

I can't think of too many things less appetizing than like a cold filet of fish. Yeah, excuse me, McFish. Don't put the filet of fish out there. That's a big time mistake.

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Subjective culinary opinion.

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Take Slip·Jan 16, 2019

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PFT Commenter

Sean McVay is a healthy robot who would hate the White House fast food feast.

It's going to be tougher for McVay, for Sean McVay. He doesn't like this shit. He's a robot. He's like, give me the In-N-Out. [L.A. people] are picky.