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Commanders vs. Bears will low-key be a banger of a game due to a new positive mindset

I'm already starting to get the vibes. I'm in a new positive mindset right now about the Commanders... I feel like next week low key might be a banger of a game. Oh, you never know. Cause these are the games that people are always like, it's gonna suck... it was one of the greatest games ever [in 2017].

The game was famously one of the worst offensive displays in TNF history, ending 12-7 in a sloppy, boring affair.

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Oct 7, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Russell Wilson officially stinks and isn't living up to his $250 million contract

We saw Russell Wilson. Just he, can we just say he stinks cuz he stinks. Russell Wilson sucks. Stinks. I think he sucks right now... you pay the guy 250 million to make plays, to win games. I don't like, he stinks.

Wilson had the worst season of his career in 2022 and was eventually benched and released in 2024.
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Oct 7, 2022
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Nathaniel Hackett is booty cheeks

Nathaniel Hackett is booty cheeks. And if we didn't say that, then we're frauds. I will trash us for not trashing Nathaniel Hackett... he is, he wanted to talk about booty cheeks.

Hackett was fired before his first season ended, confirming the assessment that his coaching performance was poor.
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Oct 7, 2022
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HankHank

Russell Wilson is a 'bad sports town' himself

Seattle fans were booing Russell Wilson and I thought that was on Seattle and then the Denver fans were leaving the game because of how bad Russell Wilson [was]... It's actually not the towns that are bad. It's Russell Wilson is a bad sports town himself.

Subjective label for a player's aura and its effect on a fanbase.

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The Detroit Pistons are moving in the right direction despite their Game 7 loss

The progression of the Pistons along the way is like, what were they, two years ago? They won like 16 or 18 games. They were so bad. Last year they had competitive series against The Knicks. Then this year, the natural progression from that is, let's take the regular season super seriously. Let's win all the games that we can get a high seed... I would say the totality of this season, we're still going the right direction in Detroit.

The Pistons did indeed improve from 14 wins in 2023-24 to a high seed in 2026, making the trajectory claim historically accurate within the show's timeline.
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I will renounce my American citizenship and become French if the Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

I will renounce American citizenship and become French if the Canadiens win the Stanley Cup this year... I'll probably need somebody to come and hang out with me and... the south of France is nice.

The 2026 Stanley Cup winner is pending. If Montreal wins, we await PFT's French naturalization.
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Patrick Reed is the first PAWG in the history of professional golf.

Patrick Reed, let me tell you, I think he might be the first PAWG golfer. He is. He's thick as hell. Like he was filling out. He also wears... the tight pants... he looks like early era Meghan Trainor... He bends over. He's like, ooh.