It's time to ask if Andrew Luck is a bust

Is it time to ask, is Andrew Luck a bust? Andrew Luck has caused me so many gambling woes, and the latest one this week where he was just throwing the game away... I can't really tell you anything from [the weekend] except that I hate Andrew Luck. Like, that's my biggest takeaway.

Von Miller is the best defensive player in NFL history

Best defensive player in the league ever. It's not even close. There's no one even who can touch him, not in the same stratosphere, not any Houston Texans, no one. It's Von Miller and then a bunch of random guys. Bunch of losers.

Kirk Cousins is still a really good quarterback

My biggest takeaway is that Kirk Cousins is still really good. Oh, yeah. He is not afraid to sling it. That guy, he'll stare down a receiver on a slant route and not even look at the middle of the field.

I will turn the other cheek for one egg thrown at me, but two eggs crosses the line.

Every man has a line that you can't cross. My line is two eggs. If you throw one egg at me, I will turn my cheek. And the communist is fine. Like we can talk shit. But if you throw two eggs, I've run out of cheeks to turn.

LSU getting kicked out of the SEC would actually be good for their brand

The SEC condemned [bringing back NFL camp players] and then they got together and they're talking about banning it, and then now they're saying that they will in fact kick LSU out if they attempt to do this. Okay. Which, I mean, this is good. I think for LSU'S brand, it's just being like Rebels. Yeah. And a conference that also features Ole Miss. They are the true rebels.

I am feeling very bad vibes about the Commanders' 2026 season

I'm feeling really, really bad about the upcoming Commander season. Just bad vibes coming outta camp from the local media, from the, the GM who's already getting up in front of the team and saying that there's a lot of stuff that they've done behind the scenes... I feel like this is where I get my heart ripped outta my chest every year.