"Hockey would be much more popular if goals were worth eight points like football" — PFT Commenter

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Hockey would be much more popular if goals were worth eight points like football

The greatest trick that football ever played is making their scores worth six points... If hockey changed to eight-point goals, this guy would be in. Okay, so if we ever develop a sport – Trick number one is make the single goals or points worth like eight times. Make everything worth like eight points. And then you've got yourself a sport.

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This is a satirical proposal about sports marketing.

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Jeff Fisher is trading draft picks to the Titans to secure a future front-office job for himself in Tennessee

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Rams GM Les Snead keeps his job because he has great hair and a Hollywood look

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