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I am officially done believing in Kirk Cousins

I've been fooled by Kirk cousins for the last time, for the last time. That was the last time that he's gonna fool me for the last time last night.

This is a subjective sentiment of personal fandom/trust, though Cousins continued to struggle in high-profile primetime games.

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Sep 21, 2022
#3877
Big CatBig Cat

The Bills and Eagles will play in the Super Bowl

I don't wanna overreact PFT, but the bills and Eagles are playing in the super bowl.

The Eagles did make the Super Bowl (SB LVII), but the Bills lost to the Bengals in the Divisional Round. The Super Bowl was Eagles vs. Chiefs.
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Sep 21, 2022
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Jalen Hurts is the most likable player in the NFL

Jalen Hurts is like the most likable dude in the NFL. I mean, just the way he handled the whole Alabama thing shows that he's a great dude and a great teammate. Like there's a lot of guys that would've handled it very differently.

Subjective opinion on player likability.
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Sep 21, 2022
#3881
HankHank

I don't see how the Eagles or Bills miss the Super Bowl

I watched the games last night, right after put in a bet. Barstool sports book plus 1850 Eagles bills Super bowl. Anything less is an object... I don't know how either of these teams don't make the super bowl.

The Eagles made the Super Bowl, but the Bills lost in the Divisional Round to the Bengals.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.