Iconic rivalries like the Bears and Packers should never have alternate jerseys.

The Bears playing the Packers... it doesn't need a new jersey. That rivalry does not need a new jersey. Agreed. They have jerseys that are iconic and have history. You do not have to rethink the wheel. I am just... it's not even that I think these are so horrific. It's more just I'm tired of new jerseys.

The Detroit Lions' new alternate uniforms look exactly like the Carolina Panthers.

The Lions turned into the Panthers. Yeah. Did you see their helmet in their color scheme? [...] Oh my God. Those panthers. The lions turned into the Panthers. How stupid is that?

The Browns should have washed their hands of Deshaun Watson and moved on to Shedeur Sanders.

I feel bad for Browns fans. I know that Deshaun, I guess could potentially be better than Shedeur Sanders, but I would just much rather just wash your hands. Especially after his press conference. Like, just be like, dude, we're done with this. You suck. You don't want to be here.

The Brewers are what baseball fans say they want

The Brewers are everything that I think most people say that they want in a baseball team now. The knock against the direction baseball's been going for the last 10 years is you strike out, you hit home runs. And that's the way that you do it with the Brewers.

The Broncos would have won with the quarterbacks reversed

If quarterbacks were reversed tonight, who wins? Broncos. I think Drew Lock on the Broncos would've won tonight.

The 24-team playoff is the ongoing Savannah-ification of sports

It's the ongoing Savannah-ification of sports in America. It's a sad day.