The Detroit Lions' new alternate uniforms look exactly like the Carolina Panthers.

The Lions turned into the Panthers. Yeah. Did you see their helmet in their color scheme? [...] Oh my God. Those panthers. The lions turned into the Panthers. How stupid is that?

The Browns should have washed their hands of Deshaun Watson and moved on to Shedeur Sanders.

I feel bad for Browns fans. I know that Deshaun, I guess could potentially be better than Shedeur Sanders, but I would just much rather just wash your hands. Especially after his press conference. Like, just be like, dude, we're done with this. You suck. You don't want to be here.

Deshaun Watson won't last more than five or six games as the Browns' starter.

I'd say no more than like five or six games probably. The first sign of pain of an injury, Deshaun Watson's gonna be like, yeah, fuck that. He's got guaranteed money. He doesn't really feel like playing for that franchise anymore. So he'll, he'll take himself out.

The Yankees are a joke

The Yankees are a joke. All they do is get to the ALDS or ALCS, and then we have a bunch of our coworkers who are diehard Yankees fans tweet helplessly saying, 'You need to change everything. You need to trade. Blow it up. Get rid of Cashman, get rid of Boone.' And nothing changes.

The Dodgers-Brewers NLCS is the real World Series

The Dodgers and Brewers—best two teams in the NL all season long—going head to head. This is the real World Series.

The Dolphins can cover spreads north of seven points

They're a bad football team that could cover spreads north of seven.