Iconic rivalries like the Bears and Packers should never have alternate jerseys.

The Bears playing the Packers... it doesn't need a new jersey. That rivalry does not need a new jersey. Agreed. They have jerseys that are iconic and have history. You do not have to rethink the wheel. I am just... it's not even that I think these are so horrific. It's more just I'm tired of new jerseys.

The Detroit Lions' new alternate uniforms look exactly like the Carolina Panthers.

The Lions turned into the Panthers. Yeah. Did you see their helmet in their color scheme? [...] Oh my God. Those panthers. The lions turned into the Panthers. How stupid is that?

The Browns should have washed their hands of Deshaun Watson and moved on to Shedeur Sanders.

I feel bad for Browns fans. I know that Deshaun, I guess could potentially be better than Shedeur Sanders, but I would just much rather just wash your hands. Especially after his press conference. Like, just be like, dude, we're done with this. You suck. You don't want to be here.

The Cowboys are an extremely flawed football team

If you follow the Cowboys for any period of time, you know that this is gonna happen. This is Dallas football. There's a 31-year track record of it happening again and again. They're gonna look awesome, people are gonna say, 'Oh, maybe this is the year for the Cowboys,' and then you're gonna realize, 'Oh yeah, this is an extremely flawed football team.'

The Eagles should win the NFC East

I'm telling you the Eagles should, the Cowboys are not the best team in that division. I'm not saying I—

The Braves were better without Acuña

I said at the time, like, are the Braves better without Acuña just to fuck with Braves fans? It turns out I was right about that. That was the best that they were ever gonna get.