Iconic rivalries like the Bears and Packers should never have alternate jerseys.

The Bears playing the Packers... it doesn't need a new jersey. That rivalry does not need a new jersey. Agreed. They have jerseys that are iconic and have history. You do not have to rethink the wheel. I am just... it's not even that I think these are so horrific. It's more just I'm tired of new jerseys.

The Browns should have washed their hands of Deshaun Watson and moved on to Shedeur Sanders.

I feel bad for Browns fans. I know that Deshaun, I guess could potentially be better than Shedeur Sanders, but I would just much rather just wash your hands. Especially after his press conference. Like, just be like, dude, we're done with this. You suck. You don't want to be here.

Deshaun Watson won't last more than five or six games as the Browns' starter.

I'd say no more than like five or six games probably. The first sign of pain of an injury, Deshaun Watson's gonna be like, yeah, fuck that. He's got guaranteed money. He doesn't really feel like playing for that franchise anymore. So he'll, he'll take himself out.

The Eagles blew a historic late-game situation

From 1970, the Super Bowl era, to 2026, it had never happened where there were two field goals under 10 seconds to end a game. It's now happened twice in the 2026 NFL season.

Tyson Bagent is not an NFL quarterback

Tyson Bagent, not an NFL quarterback. I think we could be done with that.

Kirk Cousins cannot be bet outdoors

I think we just can't bet Kirk Cousins outdoors anymore. I think he's an indoor cat.