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Jared Goff's success is actually due to the complicated 'lessons' he learned from Jeff Fisher

If Jared Goff is this good and sucked with Jeff Fisher, does that mean that Steve McNair is actually the greatest quarterback of all time? [PFT Commenter]: No. It took a year for Coach Fisher's lessons to sink in because they were so complicated... Jeff Fisher taught Jared Goff a lot of lessons. Not losses. Lessons.

This is a satirical take designed to troll proponents of modern coaching, as Goff's improvement was clearly linked to Sean McVay.

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Sep 28, 2018
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The Rams are officially the team to beat in the NFL

I feel so proud of our friend Jared Goff, and the Rams are officially the team to beat. Circle them, put them on the pedestal. They are a fucking juggernaut.

The Rams went 13-3 and reached the Super Bowl, though they lost to the Patriots.
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Sep 28, 2018
#18090
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All signs are pointing to a Jared Goff vs. Blake Bortles Super Bowl

All signs are pointing to a Jared Goff-Blake Bortles Super Bowl right now. We're going to have to be in attendance wearing the jersey that Brady Quinn's sister used to wear when Quinn played against A.J. Hawk.

Blake Bortles did not make the Super Bowl; the Jaguars went 5-11.
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Sep 28, 2018
#18091
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The Bucs vs. Bears game is an elimination game for the playoffs

The Bucs and the Bears, I have dubbed this an elimination game. So the loser will not make the playoffs. The winner will, unless the Bears lose.

The Bears won and made the playoffs; the Bucs lost and missed the playoffs.

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The Celtics are statistically a better team without Jaylen Brown

Jalen Brown has the second worst plus minus of any five time All Star over the past 10 years... Also the Celtics win more games without Jalen Brown than when he is playing... Last year with, with Jalen Brown, they won 66% of their games without, they won 80%... Their entire career with Jalen Brown. They are 263 and 1 31. That's 67% without Brown. There're 60 and 26, 70%.

The stats provided are fictional/hypothetical within the 2026 setting, but presented as fact to support a 'Ewing Theory' style take.
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The Celtics are no longer eligible to be the NBA's team of the 2020s without Jaylen Brown

If the Celtics rebuild and they get back to like the NBA finals, let's say in like 2029, let's say they win another chip in 2029, that's a different team. Like the core is completely different without Jalen Brown. I don't know that you could consider the Celtics to ever even be eligible for team of the 2020s. Because it's gonna be two different iterations of the team.

Inherently subjective criteria for what constitutes a 'team of the decade'.
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FIFA must change the rule so a red card does not result in a next-game suspension

I think it's just a, a terrible rule that if you get a red card from a game that you're also suspended for the next game. Yeah. You're already serving your punishment by, by sitting out the rest of that game and your team has to go down one player. Why do you have to sit out the next game?

This is a subjective opinion on sporting rules.