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3 X Pro Bowler Chris Johnson + Bartolo Colon and NFL Week 4 Preview
Jared Goff is in the zone and maybe the greatest quarterback of all time. We talk about where we would sit at a Jared Goff vs Blake Bortles Super Bowl. (#:05-) Preview of NFL Week 4 including our Loser Leaves Town, Are We Sure They're Good and Game Of The Week. Fantasy Fuccbois. (-) 3X Pro Bowler Chris Johnson joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, Jeff Fisher, and what it's like being fast plus bonus Lendale White in studio with him. (-) 21 year MLB Starter Bartolo Colon joins the show to talk about his nickname Big Sexy, how he stays in such great shape, why he'll never touch Adrian Beltre's head, and how many times he watches his 1 home run (thanks to our colleague Liz Gonzalez for translating). (-) Segments include PR 101 Rovell did a bad tweet,(-) Thoughts and Prayers to CC Sabathia(-), Spinzone Tristan Thompson (-), Break in case of Emergency Jimmy Butler trade( -), and FriYay Grab Bag (-).
Recap
Big CatThe Rams are officially the team to beat in the NFL
I feel so proud of our friend Jared Goff, and the Rams are officially the team to beat. Circle them, put them on the pedestal. They are a fucking juggernaut.
PFT CommenterAll signs are pointing to a Jared Goff vs. Blake Bortles Super Bowl
All signs are pointing to a Jared Goff-Blake Bortles Super Bowl right now. We're going to have to be in attendance wearing the jersey that Brady Quinn's sister used to wear when Quinn played against A.J. Hawk.
Big CatThe Bucs vs. Bears game is an elimination game for the playoffs
The Bucs and the Bears, I have dubbed this an elimination game. So the loser will not make the playoffs. The winner will, unless the Bears lose.
PFT CommenterI don't think anyone from the NFC East is making the playoffs
I don't think anybody's making the playoffs out of that crap division [NFC East].
PFT CommenterLe'Veon Bell should fake a concussion test to get out of playing
He could probably do it. Also, he could just go and get concussed. That's true. That would probably be the easiest thing to do is just fake screwing up your concussion test. Right. Count backwards from seven and just count backwards from two every time.
Big CatRoger Goodell needs to fix the 4:05 PM kickoff time problem
Sneaking this game in at 4.05 and then all the other games at 4.25, you need to fix this fucking problem because it's the game that gets lost every single week. You just forget it starts. I have missed every single 4.05 kickoff. Ever. It starts right in the witching hour.
Picks
HankJosh Rosen will be exposed as a fraud against the Seahawks
My pick's going to be the Seahawks, minus three... the Cardinals. Yeah, Josh Rosen's going to throw like four picks... After this week, he'll be exposed.
Fantasy Fuccbois
Big CatJay Cutler will return to the NFL to play for the 49ers
I know some people who know some people who know some people... heard Jay Cutler is going to be back for the San Francisco 49ers... I think Jay Cutler is going to be great in the San Francisco 49ers.
Interview
Chris JohnsonJeff Fisher will return to coaching in the NFL next year
I know he will. Actually, I talked to him... a year ago. And he said... he was going to take a year off and then he'll probably get back into coaching. So probably next year.
Chris JohnsonThe NFL is definitely getting soft with the new rules
[Big Cat]: So do you land on the NFL getting soft, or do you think it's good that they're trying to protect players? [Chris Johnson]: It's definitely getting soft.
Bartolo ColonI would like to pitch one more year in Major League Baseball
If we make it to next year, I'd like to get one more year in.