Jayden Daniels asking LSU for his copy of the Heisman Trophy back is a salty bitch move

Do you think it's a, a salty bitch move for him to ask for the Heisman Trophy back? He's asking for the copy of the Heisman Trophy back. That seems crazy. [...] I think asking for the copy of the Heisman back is way worse than the end. And then the cease and desist. That's a crazy move. It's a copy of the Heisman.

I am officially done with the Phillies for this season.

I'm over baseball right now, but mostly I'm, yeah. I hate the Phillies. I mean, this was just a terrible week. They can't, they can't win a series. [...] Bases loaded, no outs, double play, pop up, lose the game. I'm done with the Phillies.

The Cubs are currently better than the Dodgers.

I did say the Cubs are better than the Dodgers. I think I'm just gonna let myself get hurt when that doesn't True. [...] But I can say it until, until I'm proven wrong. I can just say it. I can just say things.

Emmanuel Acho should go to prison for a year for his NFL 'fixer' story.

I believe he's admitting to a, a felony. Yeah. To lying on a police report. [...] Yeah, I think, I think yeah. I think Emmanuel Acho should go to prison for a year.

Jersey retirement has become meaningless because schools are too fast and loose with the policy.

That's always weird. That's fucking weird. That's why I think like Jersey retirement we've gotten way too fast and loose with [...] I think talking through this, I think I'm, I think I'm Antier retirement. Okay. I think that's my official stance. Okay. It's a weird, it's a weird thing. And it's led us to a point where schools are retiring jerseys with no actual meaning behind retiring the jersey. [...] So I'm just anti Jersey retirement from now on.

Nude photos will be the 'new gold' currency in an apocalypse scenario.

I'm gonna take nudes. I mean, again, I'm, I'm planning for the long term. There's no internet. There's no weird movie theaters or sticky floors. You nudes are gonna be the new gold.