JJ Watt is actually dead and has been replaced by a clone to cover up his social media absence.
I think J.J. Watt's dead... I think when he comes back, that's not J.J. Watt. That's going to be a clone that they've replaced him with. J.J. Watt... could not stay off social media for this long.
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