"Julian Edelman's positive PED test was a false positive" — PFT Commenter

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Julian Edelman's positive PED test was a false positive

I say all signs point towards a false positive at this point. If he had been on PEDs, his quick twitch thumbs probably would have gotten a little bit faster and you would see more focus [in Call of Duty].

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Edelman's appeal was denied and he served a four-game suspension for violating the league's PED policy.

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Loss

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The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup again next year

The only reason you're going to feel like it was lame is because the Caps are probably going to win again next year, and you're going to be like, we're used to this, right?

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The St. Louis Blues won the Stanley Cup in 2019; the Capitals were eliminated in the first round.

Loss

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PFT Commenter

The Washington Capitals dynasty has already begun

The dynasty has already begun.

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The Capitals did not win another Stanley Cup in the following seasons, failing to form a dynasty.

Void

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PFT Commenter

The Imagine Dragons performance placed a curse on the Vegas Golden Knights

I told you there was a curse, man [the Imagine Dragons curse]. They need to exercise those demons, and I think the only way they can do that is by writing a song with us.

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The Golden Knights indeed lost four straight games to the Capitals after Imagine Dragons performed prior to Game 2, though the 'curse' is a humorous narrative.