Kim Jong Un has at least a half-dozen clones of himself being kept on a farm in case he dies
I would imagine that he probably has at least a half-dozen clones of his, like actual clones that have been kept in like some weird farm just in case that he does die.
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View episodeMichael Jordan released 'The Last Dance' 50% to bash Isiah Thomas and 50% to prove he is better than LeBron James
If you had to break it down Michael Jordan doing this documentary [is] 50% to remind everyone in the world that Michael Jordan's the goat and like he's still better than LeBron and 50% just to shit down Isiah Thomas' throat.
Andy Dalton is one of the best backup quarterbacks in the NFL
I think [Andy Dalton] is probably one of the best backups in the league right now. You have a hard time convincing me [otherwise].
Blake Bortles is being blackballed by the NFL because he drives a Tesla
I think that Blake Bortles is being blackballed by the NFL because he drives a Tesla and because the league sponsors are motor oil companies [like] Castrol, Havoline, other competing rivals against Elon Musk and Tesla.
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View profileThe Bills could have three or four Super Bowls without kickers
You can make the argument that the Buffalo Bills would have like three or four Super Bowls if kickers weren't a thing in football. You can make the argument that the Patriots might not have had the start of that dynasty if it wasn't for kickers.
Jalen Hurts will answer the Titans by beating them as a passer
I actually think Jalen Hurts is good enough as a quarterback that when somebody dares him to do that, he could say, 'Fuck you, I will beat you as a quarterback.' And then stay in the pocket and throw for like 300 yards and three touchdowns.
The Jaguars would be the second-best team in football if they win in Denver
If they win this game in Denver, I would put them maybe second in the power rankings behind the Jets.