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Horace Grant, Last Dance Episodes 5 & 6, Mt Flushmore + Billy's Deep Dive
We review the Last Dance Episodes 5 and 6. MJ shitting on Isiah again, the Dream Team, Jordan's gambling problems and the Finals vs Charles Barkley. (-) Andy Dalton signs in Dallas and the Bears do not pick up Mitch Trubisky's 5th year option. (-) Who's back of the week. (-) 4X NBA Champion Horace Grant joins the show to talk about the Bulls first 3 peat, his relationship with Michael Jordan, being best friends with Scottie Pippen, playing with Shaq and Penny, and NBA What ifs. (-) Segments include stay woke on Kim Jong Un, (-) Mt Flushmore of sports, (-) and Billy's Deep Dive where he pitches us his new big idea. (-)
Recap
Big CatMichael Jordan released 'The Last Dance' 50% to bash Isiah Thomas and 50% to prove he is better than LeBron James
If you had to break it down Michael Jordan doing this documentary [is] 50% to remind everyone in the world that Michael Jordan's the goat and like he's still better than LeBron and 50% just to shit down Isiah Thomas' throat.
PFT CommenterBlake Bortles is being blackballed by the NFL because he drives a Tesla
I think that Blake Bortles is being blackballed by the NFL because he drives a Tesla and because the league sponsors are motor oil companies [like] Castrol, Havoline, other competing rivals against Elon Musk and Tesla.
Who Is Back
Big CatMurder Hornets are not a real threat because anything you can kill with a newspaper is not a problem
I'm officially done with being swayed by the Murder Hornet... fuck the Murder Hornet. If I can kill something with a newspaper, it's not a problem. It's not a problem. I'd rather be Mike Tyson's trainer or stuck in a room with one single Murder Hornet, I'd drive the Murder Hornet, I'd fuck the Murder Hornet up.
Interview
Horace GrantMichael Jordan's claim that I was the source for 'The Jordan Rules' is a lie
For MJ to say I wasn't the source of this book, that's a lie. That's a downright lie and he knows that... Sam Smith spent more time with Bill Cartwright, BJ Armstrong, Paxson, Tex Winter, Johnny Bach... I don't know where that comes that I was the source behind the book. It's a straight-up lie.
Horace GrantShaquille O'Neal and Penny Hardaway would have won at least two or three championships if they stayed together in Orlando
I would say at least two or three championships. People have forgotten about Penny Hardaway—6'7, 6'8 like a Magic Johnson who can shoot the ball, very athletic. His IQ was off the chart when it came to basketball.
Horace GrantThe 1990s Bulls would have beaten the KD-era Warriors in six games
I would say the Bulls in six. Being with the Bulls, we don't believe in seven games in the finals... when you got a Michael Jordan and a Scottie Pippen in their prime and Horace Grant here, I mean, victory.
Mount Rushmore
HankSoccer is boring because you cannot use your hands
Soccer... simple, just because any sport that you can't use your hands, that's like 50% of your body and the stuff that are much more important and you can't even use it. You're just running around, at most you're scoring one goal. It's boring as fuck.
Billy Deep Dive
Billy FootballMy 'Crisis Fuel' supplement will provide enough energy and mass to survive 40 days in a wildfire or pandemic
I developed a proprietary blend... it's like 2,000 calories a punch. It's protein, carbs, good additive, cornstarch to it... if there's a wildfire approaching your house, screw the food, grab your 10-gallon bucket of Crisis Fuel which is all powder and a bunch of water, throwing your car, you have enough meals for 40 days.