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HankSoccer is boring because you cannot use your hands
Soccer... simple, just because any sport that you can't use your hands, that's like 50% of your body and the stuff that are much more important and you can't even use it. You're just running around, at most you're scoring one goal. It's boring as fuck.
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Big CatMichael Jordan released 'The Last Dance' 50% to bash Isiah Thomas and 50% to prove he is better than LeBron James
If you had to break it down Michael Jordan doing this documentary [is] 50% to remind everyone in the world that Michael Jordan's the goat and like he's still better than LeBron and 50% just to shit down Isiah Thomas' throat.
PFT CommenterAndy Dalton is one of the best backup quarterbacks in the NFL
I think [Andy Dalton] is probably one of the best backups in the league right now. You have a hard time convincing me [otherwise].
PFT CommenterBlake Bortles is being blackballed by the NFL because he drives a Tesla
I think that Blake Bortles is being blackballed by the NFL because he drives a Tesla and because the league sponsors are motor oil companies [like] Castrol, Havoline, other competing rivals against Elon Musk and Tesla.
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View profileHankHouston will beat Illinois by 18 points in the Sweet 16
I think Houston and I think they do it decisively. 18. [Blowout?]. 18.
HankTom Brady could still throw for 4,000 yards and 30 touchdowns in the NFL right now
Tom Brady... It's football. They had the flag football event this past weekend. Tom Brady played in it. I mean, he could go out next year in the league and probably get 4,000 yards, 30 touchdowns.
HankAaron Judge is an absolute choke artist who delivered nothing for Team USA
Aaron Judge, like you knew he was striking out. And he did. He's an absolute joke, absolute choke artist. Expected nothing else from him and he delivered nothing.