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Nov 26, 2018
#28102
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Michigan should give Jim Harbaugh a lifetime contract to guarantee winning seven to ten games every year.

I think the only choice that you have to make here if you're Michigan is you've got to give him head coach for life. Just let him get comfortable. And you know what? You're going to win between seven and ten games every single year.

Michigan famously stuck with Harbaugh through many years of failing to beat OSU until 2021, eventually resulting in a national championship in 2023, vindicating the long-term patience.

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Win
Nov 26, 2018
#7184
Big CatBig Cat

The Green Bay Packers are officially dead

The Packers are finally officially dead. They actually look like they don't want to play anymore... It's just over.

The Packers finished 6-9-1 and missed the playoffs in 2018, confirming they were indeed 'dead' for the season.
Void
Nov 26, 2018
#7185
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike McCarthy intentionally calls bad 4th down plays to spite statisticians

He fucking hates those people that tell him that [to go for it on 4th down]. So he's like fine, you know what, I'll do it. All right, we'll see how it works. And then he kind of intentionally calls the worst part possible so it gets blown up so he can be like, see, I told you. It doesn't work.

While funny and plausible in the context of PMT humor, it's a satirical interpretation of poor coaching and can't be proven.
Win
Nov 26, 2018
#7186
Big CatBig Cat

Marvin Lewis should be fired solely for letting the photo of him and Hue Jackson exist

Easily the dumbest decision that Marvin Lewis has ever made as a head coach was letting Hugh Jackson stand on the sidelines against the Browns because that one single picture... Everyone took that picture and was like, dumb and dumber, look at these two fucking idiots. You have to be smarter to not allow that picture to happen.

Marvin Lewis was indeed fired at the end of the 2018 season.

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Oct 21, 2026
#31698
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brock Purdy is the MVP and the 49ers are the NFL's best team

The 49ers are, I think, the best team in football. I think Brock Purdy right now is the league MVP.

The 49ers' eventual season result and MVP award are not yet known from the available context.
Void
Oct 21, 2026
#31699
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dan Quinn should be fired after the fourth-down disaster

I think Dan Quinn has to go and he's a nice guy.

This is primarily a coaching judgment, although the proposed firing is also a future personnel outcome.
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Oct 21, 2026
#31710
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jets would win the NFC East

The Jets would be—I would take the Jets to win the NFC East. Without a doubt.

The 2026 NFL season has not yet reached its conclusion, so whether the Jets win the NFC East is unresolved.