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NBA 'Oura' rings prove that the wealthy have access to secret medical technology

Why doesn't everybody have a titanium ring that will tell you 3 days in advance if you're going to get [the virus]? It essentially confirms what we all knew but didn't fully know that rich people just have medicine and technology that the rest of us can't have access to that will keep them alive forever.

While the Oura ring was marketed as having potential for early detection, the claim that it's 'secret elite technology' is satirical.

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Jun 19, 2020
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Peyton Manning never beat Florida while at Tennessee

Peyton Manning national championships at Tennessee zero... Also I beat Florida once. He never beat Florida people forget [Peyton Manning] never beat Florida.

Peyton Manning famously never beat the Florida Gators during his four years at Tennessee (1994–1997).
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Jun 19, 2020
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The MLB players' 'When and Where' social media campaign was a genius PR move that successfully shifted blame onto the owners

Credit to the players because they're genius. The players have played this so perfectly because the 'when and where' tag that they all were tweeting just puts it all on the owners. Like they're ready. They're ready to play. You cannot blame them.

This was the consensus media view during the negotiations; the 'When and Where' campaign was highly effective at simplifying the players' stance.
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Jun 19, 2020
#13965
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George W. Bush should have been the Commissioner of Baseball

There was a writer who suggested that they bring George W. Bush back to be the commissioner of baseball, which I think should have been his job from the get-go. He should have never gotten the ball. He should have just he would have dominated being a commissioner of baseball. There have been no fucking tie in an All-Star Game, there have been no lockout if George W. Bush was commish.

This is a subjective historical 'what if' scenario.

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The Rams' Australia travel plan was an all-time 'fuck it' move

It was a terrible idea that Sean McVay tried to do, but I have to respect how much of an all-time fuck-it move it was to just pretend that time zones don't exist. He was just like, you know what, fuck it, we're not gonna adapt. We're gonna fly in, fly out.

The Rams lost the Australia opener after using the fly-in/fly-out approach, supporting the criticism in this game-specific judgment.
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KOC will get the best out of Kyler Murray

I think that what he's gonna get the absolute best outta Kyler Murray that he possibly can at this point, which I think should be good enough to be a pretty good team this year.

Kyler Murray's 2026 season and Minnesota's performance will determine whether this forecast holds.
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Jayden Daniels is going to remind everyone that the bad man is back

I think Jayden Daniels, he's as healthy as he has been since the start of last season. ... I think that he's gonna remind a lot of people who he is. Yeah. That's what I think. I think the bad man might be back.

Daniels' 2026 season will determine whether he re-established himself as an elite or feared quarterback.