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Mar 22, 2019·Stay Woke
#7720
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Nick Saban paid Bill Belichick to wear an Alabama shirt to help recruit white wide receivers

I think that Saban paid him to wear the shirt because Saban knows they need to do a better job recruiting the Hunter Renfros of the world... What better way to recruit the, like, scrappy little white wide receivers than have Belichick be the new face of your program?

This is a satirical conspiracy theory.

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The definitive collection of PMT's obsession with grit, grittiness, and the lunch-pail lifestyle. From Grit Week adventures to coaches defining what grit means, from Dellavedova taking charges to Danny Woodhead in the I-formation — this is what it looks like when you're first one in, last one out.

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Void
Mar 22, 2019
#23754
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Watching college basketball for 15 hours a day is a sport in itself

Watching college basketball for 15 hours a day is a sport. It is. It is literally a sport, and we're pretty fucking good at it.

The concept of 'watching sports' as a sport is inherently subjective and humorous.
Loss
Mar 22, 2019
#7699
Big CatBig Cat

Ja Morant will be a Chicago Bull

Ja Morant, future Chicago Bull, Ja Morant was lights out. And Murray State dominated Marquette.

Ja Morant was drafted 2nd overall by the Memphis Grizzlies; the Bulls selected Coby White 7th.
Void
Mar 22, 2019
#23755
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I would have taken Tom Izzo in a fight against his own players

[Tom Izzo] was going at him. And you know what? I would have taken Tom Izzo in the fight. He looked like he should be on the sidelines wearing a white tank top with a stain on it. He was on Cops holding a pint of Jack. He was very, very angry.

This is a hypothetical 'who would win' scenario based on vibes, making it subjective.

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Oct 21, 2026
#31698
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Brock Purdy is the MVP and the 49ers are the NFL's best team

The 49ers are, I think, the best team in football. I think Brock Purdy right now is the league MVP.

The 49ers' eventual season result and MVP award are not yet known from the available context.
Void
Oct 21, 2026
#31699
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dan Quinn should be fired after the fourth-down disaster

I think Dan Quinn has to go and he's a nice guy.

This is primarily a coaching judgment, although the proposed firing is also a future personnel outcome.
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Oct 21, 2026
#31710
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jets would win the NFC East

The Jets would be—I would take the Jets to win the NFC East. Without a doubt.

The 2026 NFL season has not yet reached its conclusion, so whether the Jets win the NFC East is unresolved.