"Not being verified on Twitter is a blessing because it provides a 'built-in Fifth Amendment' to deny saying things" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·May 2, 2016

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Not being verified on Twitter is a blessing because it provides a 'built-in Fifth Amendment' to deny saying things

Maybe us being not verified is a blessing in disguise, kind of like a built-in Fifth Amendment for ourselves that we can just say we didn't say things.

Hot Take Media Medium SubjectiveSarcastic

Verification status doesn't actually provide legal or factual protection for tweets, but it serves the joke.

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Loss

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PFT Commenter

Jimmy Clausen still has the potential to be a good NFL quarterback

To be fair, Jimmy [Clausen]'s put together a couple of good games. Like jury's still out on Jimmy.

Opinion Football HotSarcastic

Jimmy Clausen played his last NFL game in 2015 and never emerged as a quality starter.

Void

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PFT Commenter

Hating Philadelphia is the most Philadelphia thing a person can do

Isn't hating Philadelphia like that's the most Philadelphia thing that you can do?

Opinion Life Medium Subjective

The internal conflict of Philly fans is a well-documented sports trope.

Push

Take Slip·May 2, 2016

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The Eagles deserve a C+ for their 2016 draft because they didn't move up for a wide receiver

If I had to give the Eagles a draft grade, I would give them a solid C+. Why? Because I strongly feel like even though they traded their picks up and they drafted Carson Wentz, who I think's a fucking G, I feel like they could have made a move and traded up to get into the second round and get a wide receiver.

Prediction Football Medium

Wentz had a strong start but the lack of weapons eventually became a major issue in Philly. However, they won a Super Bowl shortly after, making a 'C+' grade look low in hindsight.