"OJ Simpson is in heaven because they needed a great running back" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Apr 12, 2024

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OJ Simpson is in heaven because they needed a great running back

I got into a little tiff with Jose Canseco online... because when OJ died, I said, RIP to OJ Simpson. Heaven just got a great running back. Jose Canseco was like, wait a second. OJ's not in heaven.

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The destination of OJ Simpson's soul is a matter of religious belief and satire.

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Take Slip·Apr 12, 2024

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PFT Commenter

It is finally safe to donate to cancer charities now that OJ Simpson is dead

The big news is it's finally okay to donate to cancer curing charities now again. Yes. Because now there's no chance that money goes to help OJ.

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This is a satirical opinion and cannot be factually verified.

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OJ Simpson was a significantly better football player than he was a person

Say what you will about OJ. But he was a way, way better football player than person. Absolutely. Not even close. Like 2000 yards in 14 games.

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The take is subjective, but accurately reflects Simpson's Hall of Fame career versus his legal history.

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Take Slip·Apr 12, 2024

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PFT Commenter

The Buffalo Bills have been cursed from returning to the Super Bowl since OJ Simpson committed murder in 1994

I realized after OJ died, the Bills haven't made the Super Bowl since he committed double murder. 1994, the Bills played in the Super Bowl. Summer 94 [the murder happened]. This might be good things for the Bills [now that he's dead].

Fact Claim Football Medium

The Bills' last Super Bowl appearance was indeed Super Bowl XXVIII (January 1994), and the murders occurred in June 1994. They have not returned since.