Skip to content
PMTPMT DB
Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Patrick Mahomes will regret the 10-year contract he signed with the Chiefs

As first reported on Pardon My Take, I think the day that Patrick Mahomes signed his contract, he's going to regret that contract in like three years.

While Mahomes' average annual value was surpassed by newer contracts (Wilson, Murray, Rodgers), he remains the best player in the league and hasn't expressed regret, nor has the deal hindered his winning.

More from this episode

View episode
Push
Sep 2, 2022
#4410
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Pitt is overrated heading into the Backyard Brawl

I'm just going to say Pitt's overrated. I think Pit's overrated.

Pitt won the game 38-31 in a close battle, though they were favorites. They finished the season 9-4, which is respectable, though they weren't elite.
Loss
Sep 2, 2022
#4411
Big CatBig Cat

Pitt will win and cover against West Virginia

I think Pitt's going to win and cover. So I guess one of us will look stupid.

Pitt won 38-31. The spread was -7.5, so they won but did NOT cover.
Loss
Sep 2, 2022
#4413
HankHank

The Mets are going to win the World Series

Now it's like, they're going to win. They're going to win the championship. After that [Timmy Trumpet performance], I was like, the Mets are going to win the championship.

The Mets lost in the Wild Card round of the 2022 playoffs to the San Diego Padres.

More from PFT Commenter

View profile
Open
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
Open
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.