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Peyton Pritchard would be better than Michael Jordan if NBA quarters were only six seconds long

Peyton Pritchard. If NBA quarters were six seconds long, he would be better than Michael Jordan. He would be the best player that's ever played basketball.

This is a hypothetical comedy take that cannot be literally proven.

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Apr 27, 2026
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Every NFL team gets an F grade for not drafting Diego Pavia

Every team got an F because they didn't draft Diego Pavia. And he's gonna make 'em all pay. And he's now going to Ravens mini camp.

Diego Pavia went undrafted in the 2026 NFL draft (as projected in this future-dated transcript).
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Apr 27, 2026
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Cole Payton will be the next Taysom Hill

No, [Cole Payton] is Taysom Hill. Next Taysom Hill. I mean, we just, Taysom Hill, he's a football player. [Cole Payton] started a game at running back for North Dakota State in his career.

The player's success as a gadget/hybrid player is subjective and will take years to evaluate.
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Apr 27, 2026
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Or Bernard is a more explosive athlete than Myles Garrett

Or Bernard, yeah. He's a better athlete than Myles Garrett. It's fucking insane. Someone that I was reading an article about him and someone said that he's hands down the most explosive athlete I've ever seen in my life.

While 'better athlete' is subjective, it can be measured by Relative Athletic Score (RAS) and pro-day stats once available.

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Tony Romo will not have the drunk driving charges stick to him

I'm not a lawyer. I am studying for the bar exam, but I do feel like he's probably gonna get off on this. I'd be shocked if the charges stuck to Tony Romo.

Outcome of the Romo legal case is pending.
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Every good MLB player will eventually become a Dodger unless proven otherwise

I just feel like any good player will become a Dodger unless we hear otherwise.

Subjective opinion on baseball's power dynamics.
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The MLB is almost certainly headed for a lockout during the next collective bargaining agreement negotiations

The lockout is probably gonna happen. Nothing's gonna change. I think it's almost a hundred percent that there will be a lockout for at least a period of time.

Will be resolved during the next MLB CBA negotiation period.