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Peyton Pritchard would be better than Michael Jordan if NBA quarters were only six seconds long

Peyton Pritchard. If NBA quarters were six seconds long, he would be better than Michael Jordan. He would be the best player that's ever played basketball.

This is a hypothetical comedy take that cannot be literally proven.

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Every NFL team gets an F grade for not drafting Diego Pavia

Every team got an F because they didn't draft Diego Pavia. And he's gonna make 'em all pay. And he's now going to Ravens mini camp.

Diego Pavia went undrafted in the 2026 NFL draft (as projected in this future-dated transcript).
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Cole Payton will be the next Taysom Hill

No, [Cole Payton] is Taysom Hill. Next Taysom Hill. I mean, we just, Taysom Hill, he's a football player. [Cole Payton] started a game at running back for North Dakota State in his career.

The player's success as a gadget/hybrid player is subjective and will take years to evaluate.
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Apr 27, 2026
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Or Bernard is a more explosive athlete than Myles Garrett

Or Bernard, yeah. He's a better athlete than Myles Garrett. It's fucking insane. Someone that I was reading an article about him and someone said that he's hands down the most explosive athlete I've ever seen in my life.

While 'better athlete' is subjective, it can be measured by Relative Athletic Score (RAS) and pro-day stats once available.

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The Rams' Australia travel plan was an all-time 'fuck it' move

It was a terrible idea that Sean McVay tried to do, but I have to respect how much of an all-time fuck-it move it was to just pretend that time zones don't exist. He was just like, you know what, fuck it, we're not gonna adapt. We're gonna fly in, fly out.

The Rams lost the Australia opener after using the fly-in/fly-out approach, supporting the criticism in this game-specific judgment.
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KOC will get the best out of Kyler Murray

I think that what he's gonna get the absolute best outta Kyler Murray that he possibly can at this point, which I think should be good enough to be a pretty good team this year.

Kyler Murray's 2026 season and Minnesota's performance will determine whether this forecast holds.
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Jayden Daniels is going to remind everyone that the bad man is back

I think Jayden Daniels, he's as healthy as he has been since the start of last season. ... I think that he's gonna remind a lot of people who he is. Yeah. That's what I think. I think the bad man might be back.

Daniels' 2026 season will determine whether he re-established himself as an elite or feared quarterback.