Scott Frost is officially on the hot seat after the onside kick against Northwestern

Scott Frost has been doing Scott Frost on the hot seat already. If he wasn't going into the season, he is now. ... What are they going to do this year to fuck themselves over? Oh, how about go up by 11 and then try an onside kick when you have all the momentum?

Chicken wings are not a good leftover

As a man that loves chicken wings, who would like to be buried under six feet of chicken wings when I die, I will be the first to tell you that chicken wings are not a good leftover.

I am 100% on Aaron Donald's side because I want to be on the right side of history when the robots take over

Aaron Donald should be allowed to do [whatever he wants]. ... I'm 100% on Aaron Donald's side. ... I'm very much on the side, just like I'm on the side of the robots that will eventually take over this planet. I want to be on the right side of history. Next time I find myself in a room with Aaron Donald, I want him to know that I do not hold this against him. I'm on your side no matter what. Please don't hurt me, Mr. Donald.

The Rams' Australia travel plan was an all-time 'fuck it' move

It was a terrible idea that Sean McVay tried to do, but I have to respect how much of an all-time fuck-it move it was to just pretend that time zones don't exist. He was just like, you know what, fuck it, we're not gonna adapt. We're gonna fly in, fly out.

KOC will get the best out of Kyler Murray

I think that what he's gonna get the absolute best outta Kyler Murray that he possibly can at this point, which I think should be good enough to be a pretty good team this year.

Jayden Daniels is going to remind everyone that the bad man is back

I think Jayden Daniels, he's as healthy as he has been since the start of last season. ... I think that he's gonna remind a lot of people who he is. Yeah. That's what I think. I think the bad man might be back.