Pooping your pants from trying too hard makes an activity a sport
If you poop your pants from doing it too hard, it's a sport. I don't care what it is. That's my litmus test for does it qualify.
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View episodeRio's Olympic infrastructure will be well-maintained and beneficial for decades
The Olympics are over. Rio, I have no doubt in my mind all the buildings, all the goodwill, all of the tourist money is going to go into great hands. And they're going to be on the up and up for the rest of the century.
The color-changing pool was the biggest story of the Rio Olympics
Silver gold medal of takeaways. Storylines of the Olympics goes to the color changing pool. Yeah, I just I want you know how they have the live cameras on the grizzly bears every spring up in Alaska. You can watch them fishing for salmon. I want a live cam 24 seven on the pool as it's changing colors.
Rio's Olympic venues will be abandoned ruins with graffiti and skateboarders almost immediately
I'd say it's probably already dry. I'd probably I'd say it's probably already got graffiti on it and there's like skateboarders in it.
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View profileConor McGregor likely fought on an existing injury and aggravated it during the fight
I think it was probably hurt and probably aggravated it during the fight. Now, would it shock me to know that Conor McGregor tore his ACL in training and then he just pretended that it wasn't hurt? No, that wouldn't surprise me either. But I think it was probably something wrong with it and when he went out there to try to fight on it immediately, just it told him, 'no, you can't do this.'
England was the much better team, but Erling Haaland is a one-man squad for Norway
England was a much, much better team. But... that guy that didn't pass the ball to Erling Haaland, give me a break. Haaland, you are a one man team and that's okay.
The World Cup being expanded to 64 teams is just a monetization play by Gianni Infantino
He wanted to turn it into American sports and he wanted to use this World Cup to learn how we're able to monetize every single facet of our sports. And the fact that it was somebody whispered like, 'Hey, you know, the NCAA tournament they used to do 64, everybody loved that bracket.' He thought about that and he was like, 'that's a great idea. I think I will, I'll try to do that.'