"Roger Goodell is depressed because the new CBA took away his hobby of collecting urine samples." — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Apr 24, 2020

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Roger Goodell is depressed because the new CBA took away his hobby of collecting urine samples.

I think Roger Goodell is depressed because in the CBA they gave up his rights to go collect piss from everybody. That's like his hobby. That's like taking away that one week of fishing that Nick Saban does every year.

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This is a purely comedic claim based on the changes to drug testing in the 2020 CBA.

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Take Slip·Apr 24, 2020

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Mike Vrabel won the night for best NFL Draft home setup.

Mike Vrabel clearly won the night in his room. He had a guy that looked like a mix between the Waterboy Adam Sandler and Joe Dirt. The other was taking a shit. I believe he's sitting on a Barstool intentionally looking like he's making sure in my professional opinion.

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This was a widely agreed-upon sentiment on social media during the draft night.

Void

Take Slip·Apr 24, 2020

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Big Cat

The gap between Tua Tagovailoa and Justin Herbert is massive.

The smoke of Justin Herbert jumping Tua [Tagovailoa] was making me so mad because Tua is so much better than Justin Herbert. No offense, Justin Herbert. He might end up being good but Tua is control good and the gap between Joe Burrow and Tua is miniscule. The gap between Tua and Justin Herbert is massive.

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While subjective, Justin Herbert won Offensive Rookie of the Year and statistically outpaced Tua in several early seasons, making this highly debatable if not arguably incorrect based on early career trajectories.

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Take Slip·Apr 24, 2020

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Big Cat

Roger Goodell was definitely drunk during the first night of the 2020 NFL Draft.

Let's talk about Goodell for a second. Is he okay? Because no, he was drunk. How is he that bad at talking in his living room when all you had to do was like two lines every 10 minutes? He was sluggish, he was not pronouncing words correctly, he was turning red in the face. He changed outfits to get more comfortable halfway through. He tried to hug Caesar Ruiz through his television. He saw a big dude getting drafted and was like 'this is the guy I gotta give the bro hug to.'