PMT DB
NFL Draft, Packers Jordan Love, Mt Flushmore Of Drinks + Dungeons And Dragons
The NFL Draft happened and we finally feel normal again. Breaking down the first round, creepy Goodell, sob stories, great picks by a lot of teams, the Raiders being the Raiders and Athlete Couches being awesome ( - ). Packers Quarterback Jordan Love on being drafted in the first round and having his life changed forever ( - ). Fyre Fest of the Week and Mt Flushmore of non alcoholic drinks ( - ). We also welcome on a Dungeon Master who taught us about Dungeons and Dragons and let us play a live action game ( - 1).
Recap
Big CatMike Vrabel won the night for best NFL Draft home setup.
Mike Vrabel clearly won the night in his room. He had a guy that looked like a mix between the Waterboy Adam Sandler and Joe Dirt. The other was taking a shit. I believe he's sitting on a Barstool intentionally looking like he's making sure in my professional opinion.
Big CatThe gap between Tua Tagovailoa and Justin Herbert is massive.
The smoke of Justin Herbert jumping Tua [Tagovailoa] was making me so mad because Tua is so much better than Justin Herbert. No offense, Justin Herbert. He might end up being good but Tua is control good and the gap between Joe Burrow and Tua is miniscule. The gap between Tua and Justin Herbert is massive.
Big CatThe Cowboys will have an elite offense but finish 8-8 and miss the playoffs.
I feel like [CeeDee Lamb] is the best wide receiver in the draft and now we can perform, now we can have even more of the 'Cowboys are incredible but they're going to finish 8-8.' And they're going to score a million points and it's going to be like statistically the greatest offense in the world, but they somehow only scored 14 points when they played the Redskins and they're going to miss the playoffs.
Big CatAaron Rodgers will demand a trade following the Packers drafting Jordan Love.
As an owner of the Packers, I feel like Aaron Rodgers might demand a trade. I feel like he's the kind of guy that is going to want to get out of town as soon as possible because this is going to be disrespect to him. Either that or he'll tell Danica like give him one of those crystals you got from Chernobyl.
Big CatMike McCarthy always looks like he's having an allergic reaction to shellfish.
Mike McCarthy always looks like he's having a reaction to shellfish. Yeah, it's like swelling up a little bit. Yes, a little like but got stung by maybe like three or four bees.
Mount Flushmore
Big CatTomato juice only tastes good when you are on a flight.
Tomato juice is so gross to pick and anyone who says 'oh, it's not that bad' they're just lying because they like it with vodka... I've noticed that people only drink tomato juice on flights... Tomato juice tastes better on an airplane.
PFT CommenterDasani is the worst bottled water in the world.
My first one I'm going to go straight forward and say Dasani. Dasani water is trash, all of it, it's the world's worst water. It just tastes like shit.
HankThere is no difference between 1%, 2%, and whole milk.
Drinking whole milk is disgusting... I do [drink it]... I bet you big guy, we do a taste test, I would be able to... there's no difference.