Social distancing is great because it eliminates the possibility of the 'awkward white guy dap'
I actually don't mind this new normal because one it eliminates the possibility of the awkward white guy dap, which is huge. And two, you don't have to worry about getting caught in between like a handshake and like a pat on the back... the idea of saying like 'hey, I'm [PFT]'... and you're just standing like 7 feet away from each other... it just sucks.
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View episodePeyton Manning never beat Florida while at Tennessee
Peyton Manning national championships at Tennessee zero... Also I beat Florida once. He never beat Florida people forget [Peyton Manning] never beat Florida.
The MLB players' 'When and Where' social media campaign was a genius PR move that successfully shifted blame onto the owners
Credit to the players because they're genius. The players have played this so perfectly because the 'when and where' tag that they all were tweeting just puts it all on the owners. Like they're ready. They're ready to play. You cannot blame them.
George W. Bush should have been the Commissioner of Baseball
There was a writer who suggested that they bring George W. Bush back to be the commissioner of baseball, which I think should have been his job from the get-go. He should have never gotten the ball. He should have just he would have dominated being a commissioner of baseball. There have been no fucking tie in an All-Star Game, there have been no lockout if George W. Bush was commish.
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View profileEngland will beat the Netherlands and then lose a heartbreaking match to Argentina
I think England's gonna win this weekend. And then you'll have the realization that it might not actually be coming home after all... losing to Argentina at that stage, that would be the most heartbreaking loss they could possibly have.
Christian Pulisic is clearly not and cannot be the face of US soccer
I'm just sick of relying on him [Pulisic] to be the face of US soccer because it can't be, it's so clear that he's not.
The 4-1 loss to Belgium was the worst USMNT performance in years
That was the worst performance from the US that I've seen in years. Just completely lackluster from the start. So much blame to go around. Tim Ream, friend of the program, good guy over the hill, turned into soccer Shawn Bradley before our very eyes got dunked on twice.