MLB owners are intentionally colluding to let the Dodgers acquire every star to force a salary cap in the next CBA

This is just all collusion and the owners are just letting the Dodgers get these guys because everyone is going to get to the new CBA and be like, how can we not have a lockout? The Dodgers are gonna win it every single year under the current circumstances.

Tony Romo is likely done at CBS with JJ Watt poised to take over the lead role

Tony Romo is now no longer as of right now going to be calling games. At least for week one. JJ Watt has taken his place. I feel like this might be it for Tony Romo with CBS.

The Chiefs will be elite again and people will be shocked despite Patrick Mahomes' greatness

The Chiefs are... they're gonna be good and people are gonna say, what the fuck, how'd this happen? They're gonna be good. I completely agree with you. The bad man's back.

Kendrick Perkins is a really sharp guy despite his heavy Celtics bias

Kendrick Perkins. Big Perk back on TV doing his analyst thing. He's a really sharp guy. Very sharp guy. What I've always liked Kendrick Perkins. Celtic legend actually. The one thing that you might say about Perk is he might have some bias where he will openly root for the Celtics.

Tony Romo will not have the drunk driving charges stick to him

I'm not a lawyer. I am studying for the bar exam, but I do feel like he's probably gonna get off on this. I'd be shocked if the charges stuck to Tony Romo.

Every good MLB player will eventually become a Dodger unless proven otherwise

I just feel like any good player will become a Dodger unless we hear otherwise.