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The 49ers are officially a broken group of guys

I think the 49ers are officially a broken group of guys. If [Jimmy Garoppolo] makes that pass, that one pass... That he overthrew Emmanuel Sanders [in the Super Bowl]. Everything changes.

The 49ers were far from broken, finishing with 10 wins and making a deep playoff run.

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Nov 8, 2021
#5090
Big CatBig Cat

The Tennessee Titans are for real, for real

I saw some people saying that the Rams stink, but I think that was more the Titans are for real, for real. And we've got to start taking them as such because no Derrick Henry. Their defense steps up. They can still play offense when they need to. I'm putting the Titans as for real, for real.

The Titans finished the 2021 season as the #1 seed in the AFC despite Henry's injury, proving they were indeed 'for real.'
Void
Nov 8, 2021
#23384
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Teddy Bridgewater is a good quarterback when the offense allows him to throw deep

Teddy Bridgewater is actually good when you let him throw the ball deep. ... I think his problem is Teddy is very, very accurate on short passes and so then they just have him throw those all the time ... but just let him throw the ball deep and the offense actually looks competent.

Bridgewater's performance was statistically efficient but the Broncos offense remained middle-of-the-pack, making the 'good' label subjective.
Loss
Nov 8, 2021
#23385
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The Jaguars are currently a dangerous team

We're in a window right now with the Jaguars. The Jaguars are a dangerous team right now.

The Jaguars finished the season 3-14 and were the worst team in the league, proving they were not actually dangerous.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.